Have you ever thought how your visitors reach you? Well, I was curious, so I looked in “Search Terms” only to find some hilarious ones.
Apparently, most of my visitor are child porn/hentai fans, since I found these :
“Hentai child movies” – whatever your problem is, you’d better see a doctor about it.
“child arms hentai” – this one is more specific, yet I dont want to know what he’d like to see.
But then, they get romantic…
“making love” – that’s so sweet, but I’m sorry to dissappont.
…or they need help
“how do I reply to <hey handsome>?” – Maybe a “hello, beautiful” if you want to be cheesy….but a basic “hi” should do the trick tho’
…then it gets scary
“sometimes you just gotta kill something” – please dont. Everything has a soul in this world, so please dont. You could try to fight with a wall, yea. kill that.
“<the happening> hentai” – does that exist? because it does, it’s sick. the happening is creepy as fuck anyway, why would you like to see a hentai out of that?”
“<game of thrones> hentai” – ok, the tv show is already half porn, why would you need to see a hentai out of it? [it's an awesome show, dont ruin it]
“tokyo mew mew hentai” – just…why?
“step by step method of colouring a hentai picture with photoshop” – i have to admit that i never tried that, but i assume it’s just basic coloring, only lots of breasts and naked dudes.
And the winner of “WTF section” is…
“My little pony hentai” – I dont really know what to say here. It’s a show for kids, it’s about friendship and magic and colors and it’s awesome. Searching a hentai version is sick. Ew.
Someone just searched “2″ and reached me. Well, good job.
I guess that would be all for now. I cant even imagine what those “unknown search terms” might be. brrr